



DESCRIPTION
Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records. He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
- Dimensions: 8.7in x 2.8in x 2.8in
- Sitting Height: 7in
- Main Materials: Polyester
- Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
- Hard Eye
SHIPPING
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RETURNS
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